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Game of Thrones Slots

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The power-hungry Houses of Stark, Lanister, Baratheon, and Targaryen battle for decisive victory in Game of Thrones Slots, however, it’s your bankroll that ultimately needs protection from this obvious cash-grab.

  • No Storyline
  • No Bonus Rounds
  • No Original Characters


Review of Game of Thrones Slots

A lot of people used to get angry with me when I told them that I didn’t watch Game of Thrones so I eventually gave in and watched a few episodes, and after episode four I was totally hooked. I binge-watched three seasons in a week and became a rabid fan just like the other millions of viewers around the world.

Therefore, I was both excited and worried when it was announced that they were making an online slot based on the HBO blockbuster: it was hard to envision how they were going to pack all of that action into one machine. Well, it turns out that they couldn’t envision it either and opted to use family crests instead of images of the popular characters, which was a huge mistake and basically makes this game unplayable.

It’s likely that there aren’t any characters from the show because Microgaming and/or the producers would have had to pay the actors piles of money to use their likenesses. Which if true, is a terrible thing to have happen and doesn’t respect the fans whatsoever, so lets just pretend that this wasn’t the case. (Although most will argue that it is.)

Unfortunately, this expert review of Game of Thrones Slots is not going to be what any of you were hoping for and if you’re a true fan of the show you might want to not read any further and just skip the whole thing. Trust me, I wish that’s what I’d done. It’s pretty clear that this was nothing more than a cash-grab by the parties involved and it should go down in history as one of the most disappointing television-themed slot games ever. Think I’m being too harsh? Please read on…

Screenshots

There’s not too much action in this machine so it was hard to decide on which screenshots should be published in this review. As always, you need to know what to expect from something before playing for real money and images certainly help with that process.

Since this is going to immediately attract people from around the world it’s only polite to warn them that there aren’t specific characters from the show and that they’re going to be very disappointed with what they find. So here are a few of the more “exciting” scenes you will find while spinning.

Storyline

This title is loosely based on the hit HBO fantasy series Game of Thrones which is set in Westeros and its Seven Kingdoms, with numerous Houses and characters battling to sit atop the Iron Throne. Microgaming would lead you to believe that you get to ride through the Kingdoms to join with Houses and form alliances in preparation for battle, however, all you’re really doing is clicking on a House flag to choose your number of free spins and the cash multiplier. Sounds like an interesting plot, right?

We won’t go into the actual storylines of the show in case there’s someone reading this review who’s never watched it – and if you’re someone who’s never seen an episode, turn off your computer and immediately go watch every single season. It’s one of the greatest TV programs ever made.

Anyway, those who’ve watched the show know exactly how great this release could have been and the numerous plot lines that they could have introduced into the action. However, with no bonus round and no actual characters from the show, this is pretty much impossible: as a result, there is zero story whatsoever.

Unique Symbols

So if Microgaming didn’t use characters from the show as symbols, what did they use? Well, not too darn much – just a couple of crests and playing cards like Jack and Queen. Exciting! It cannot be overstated how disappointing it is that there isn’t a symbol of Peter Dinklage dancing around as a drunken Tyrion Lannister, or Kit Harington as Jon Snow battling White Walkers, or any other character from the show doing anything at all.

To be clear, this release shouldn’t have even made it past the preliminary discussions: as soon as everyone realized that there would be no Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jaime Lannister, no Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister, no Aidan Gillen as Lord Petyr Baelish, and no Emilia Clark as Daenerys Targaryen, someone should have pointed out how ridiculous a Game of Thrones gambling machine would be if it didn’t have any of these people in it.

Then everyone could have agreed, thanked the person who pointed this out for saving them tons of time and embarrassment, and then everyone could have knocked off early and went to the pub for the rest of the day. Instead, we didn’t even get a Gilly symbol.

Without further adieu, here’s what was included for the “Greatest Television Show Ever Made”…

  • J (Jack)
  • Q (Queen)
  • K (King)
  • A (Ace)
  • House Baratheon Coat of Arms (Stag)
  • House Stark Coat of Arms (Direwolf)
  • House Lannister Coat of Arms (Lion)
  • House Targaryen Coat of Arms (Dragon)
  • Game of Thrones Logo (Wild)
  • The Iron Throne (Scatter)

The highest-paying is the Logo Wild, followed by the Coat of Arms of Baratheon, Lannister, Stark, and Targaryen, in that order. Most fans will agree that having the Baratheon Coat of Arms as the top-paying House is yet another blunder in an already long list of mistakes that were made.

Jackpots

Continuing with the sad news, there is no jackpot of any kind, which obviously eliminates your chances of hitting a massive prize in a single spin. We could easily use this omission to bash it some more but it is very rare to find a 243 payline machine with a jackpot, so let’s cut it some slack.

That said, it does have a small nugget that will be triggered if two or more Scatters appear anywhere on the reels during the same spin. Each time it happens a flaming dragon’s egg will appear on the board and give you a random amount of free coins. Yay!

Bonus Rounds

There is only one thing in Game of Thrones Slots that could be considered a “bonus” and that’s the Gamble Feature, which is basically the same as all of the other ones that you’ve ever played. After a win of any kind you can choose to wager it and head into the map room of the Kingdom to “choose your side”. Instead of choosing a side on which to wage war with, you are choosing which side of the Braavosi coin you would like to wager on: heads or tails.

The coin is then flipped and the result revealed. If you’re correct you can choose to double up again but if you lose, you lose the amount that you just won plus the amount that was brought into the double-up area with you. There are four stops on the Double-Up Trail through Westeros and Essos: 3 Eyed Raven, White Walker, Dire Wolf, and Dragon. As long as you keep winning the coin flip you will keep moving along the trail.

The Gamble Feature ends when you have either visited all four stages, the win amount limit is reached, or you choose the wrong side of the Braavosi coin at any time. The maximum amount of coins that can be won in this round is 7,500, which doesn’t make a lot of sense. This is about gambling for real money – shouldn’t we be able to bet as much as we want to and try to snag a huge cash prize? Sure there needs to be a max but 7,500 seems way too low.

Be warned: the joy of winning a double up wager isn’t as strong as the feeling of pain that you’ll feel after losing one, so always use caution. It can really eat up your balance if you let it.

Free Spins

The one decent part of Game of Thrones is the free spins mode, which is triggered when you hit 3 or more Iron Throne Scatters. You then have to choose which House you will serve, with each option coming with a different number of free spins and a specific multiplier:

  • House Baratheon: 8 with a 5x Multiplier
  • House Lannister: 10 with a 4x Multiplier
  • House Stark: 14 with a 3x Multiplier
  • House Targaryen: 18 with a 2x Multiplier

It’s nice of them to allow you to choose the number of spins and your multiplier so you can customize the round to how you like things. Many will choose to serve House Baratheon since it had the largest multiplier but everyone is going to have their own strategy, (if anyone even tries it after reading this review).

Regardless of which House you choose to serve there are Stacked Wilds available that will jack up your win amounts, just like in the regular mode. There’s a pretty high maximum of 50,000 coins during the freeroll so to be fair, there is a decent opportunity to cash in.

Graphics

Since there’s no true action anywhere to be found there aren’t really any graphical elements to review. As already noted, the symbols are detailed but boring and there are no special visuals besides the Gamble Feature to discuss.

The only thing of mention is that you will find short videos that activate every time you choose correctly on the result of the Braavosi coin. The clips are only generic shots of things like a three-eyed crow and The Capital but it’s still still cool to see these things outside of the show.

The videos are well done, which should come as no surprise since the entire franchise is built on amazing special effects. So why do you think that Microgaming chose to have mythical creatures from the countryside rather than real characters in these clips? If your answer wasn’t immediately “money” you’re more delusional than Stannis Baratheon waging an under-supplied war in the middle of winter. (Stannis Slam!)

Even if you’ve only ever watched one episode of this series you know exactly what the potential was here to do something special with the graphics and visual effects so it’s extremely frustrating for huge fans of the show.

Audio & Soundtrack

In a rare bright spot, it has the original soundtrack and it plays ominously in the background as you go. It’s the same heart-pumping piece from the opening credits of the show and other than the Iron Throne, Braavosi coin, and House Coat of Arms, it’s the only thing that is familiar.

There is a slight build up of intensity and volume during the free spins mode and it certainly elevates the suspense of waiting to see how much money you’re going to win. They use the same audio tactic when you hit 2 Iron Thrones and you’re waiting for the 5th reel to stop to see if the 3rd drops to trigger the freeroll.

There are no other audios or sounds worth mentioning.

Conclusion

We’re sorry to have to report that fans of the show are going to be extremely disappointed with Game of Thrones Slots and most will agree that it should be burned at the stake in sacrifice to the Lord of Light and never ever thought of again.

Whether it’s the zero characters from the show, the absence of any semblance of a storyline, or the shocking lack of bonus features, this title simply doesn’t deliver on any level. And given the subject matter that Microgaming had at their disposal, this is absolutely inexcusable.

Even diehard fans won’t get a kick out of it and most people are going to have their expectations crushed after only a few spins. A Lannister may always pay their debts but you’ll never get back the time you waste playing this stinker. It really is a massive disappointment.

What do you think, Melisandre? The night is dark and full of terrors.

Yup, you said it. Winter has arrived.

Random Video of Game of Thrones

If you are behind and want to get up to speed on Game of Thrones, here’s a hilarious recap video narrated by the one and only Samuel L. Jackson. Given the nature of the show and the person narrating there is of course some colorful language, so parental discretion is advised. Enjoy!

  • Queen of Online Slots Rating:
    Graphics:
    1
    Story:
    1
    Features:
    1
    Soundtrack:
    3
    Fun:
    1
  • Game at a Glance
    Category:
    Video
    Theme:
    Television
    Jackpot:
    No
    Bonus Round:
    Yes
    Wild Symbols:
    Yes
    Number of Reels:
    5
    Paylines:
    243
    Number of Symbols:
    10
    Coin Values:
    $0.01 to $0.10
    Max Coins Per Line:
    10
    Payout Percentage:
    96%
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